The Fat Badger’s Blog

Keep up with the Badger’s latest ramblings…

The Stray is going to look a little like a potato field for a few months

11th November 2019

“So for those of you…who think that the Council owe you some kind of refund…”  November 11th, 2019 Well then my special ones, there’s only really been one thing to

I am however fully aware that between the 22nd & 29th of this month even crossing a road may be a serious problem.

6th September 2019

“This is something to read when you’re sitting in the upcoming nine day traffic jam otherwise known as the 2019 UCI Road World Championships.”  September 6th, 2019 What-ho my darlings!!

Nine days of travel chaos and grown-ups in Lycra

12th August 2019

“Everyone knows I love to blow my own trumpet, so I’m delighted to announce that we’re officially the best bar in Harrogate.” …  August 12th, 2019 So then my special

Fancy a Jagerbomb anyone?

15th May 2019

“Mr Badger here decided to display the bill on a popular social media site, and it went a tiny bit viral.” …  May 15th, 2019 Hey my little treasures!! It’s

So, dry January. Who even invented that?

18th January 2019

“Apart from a select few n*bheads who aren’t welcome to return this year after our January clearance” …  January 18th, 2019   Well the dust has finally settled after the

What a beast that thing is turning into.

27th November 2018

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, not complaining at all.” …  November 27th, 2018   Well then my lovelies – I won’t bother asking how you all are, I

Hang on – did I say award-winning beer garden?

8th October 2018

“They notice lovely flowers and lovely gardens that look lovely” …  October 8th, 2018   What-ho bloggy readers!!   Finally I’ve got a moment to sit down and put claw

Brilliant idea right up until some scoundrels and scallywags thought it would be fun to nick the thing overnight.

13th August 2018

“I’m a little restricted to what information I can give at this stage of the investigation” …  August 13th, 2018 Right my wonderful little Badgers, we need to move quickly

“Did Ron Weasley pay his tab last night?”

13th July 2018

“No, Tara from Game of Thrones paid it for him” …  July 13th, 2018 Well a lot has happened since I last got chance to put claw to laptop you

I just fired the ugly ones and replaced them with some hotties.

18th May 2018

“It’s like the Riviera in our beer garden.” …  May 18th, 2018 Have you been OK without me my lovelies? So sorry there’s been a little gap in between blogs,