The Fat Badger’s Blog
The Stray is going to look a little like a potato field for a few months
“So for those of you…who think that the Council owe you some kind of refund…” November 11th, 2019 Well then my special ones, there’s only really been one thing to
I am however fully aware that between the 22nd & 29th of this month even crossing a road may be a serious problem.
“This is something to read when you’re sitting in the upcoming nine day traffic jam otherwise known as the 2019 UCI Road World Championships.” September 6th, 2019 What-ho my darlings!!
Nine days of travel chaos and grown-ups in Lycra
“Everyone knows I love to blow my own trumpet, so I’m delighted to announce that we’re officially the best bar in Harrogate.” … August 12th, 2019 So then my special
Fancy a Jagerbomb anyone?
“Mr Badger here decided to display the bill on a popular social media site, and it went a tiny bit viral.” … May 15th, 2019 Hey my little treasures!! It’s
So, dry January. Who even invented that?
“Apart from a select few n*bheads who aren’t welcome to return this year after our January clearance” … January 18th, 2019 Well the dust has finally settled after the
What a beast that thing is turning into.
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, not complaining at all.” … November 27th, 2018 Well then my lovelies – I won’t bother asking how you all are, I
Hang on – did I say award-winning beer garden?
“They notice lovely flowers and lovely gardens that look lovely” … October 8th, 2018 What-ho bloggy readers!! Finally I’ve got a moment to sit down and put claw
Brilliant idea right up until some scoundrels and scallywags thought it would be fun to nick the thing overnight.
“I’m a little restricted to what information I can give at this stage of the investigation” … August 13th, 2018 Right my wonderful little Badgers, we need to move quickly
“Did Ron Weasley pay his tab last night?”
“No, Tara from Game of Thrones paid it for him” … July 13th, 2018 Well a lot has happened since I last got chance to put claw to laptop you
I just fired the ugly ones and replaced them with some hotties.
“It’s like the Riviera in our beer garden.” … May 18th, 2018 Have you been OK without me my lovelies? So sorry there’s been a little gap in between blogs,